Area-XYZ Research Division ________________________________________________________________________________________ (914 Test Log 001) ; (10/11/2022) Conducted by Ivory Partnaite Authorized by Natsume ________________________________________________________________________________________  Equipment/Material(s) Used: Raw Eggs and Lays Salt and Vinegar  Personnel Involved: Provost Dec, Director Sophia, Head Researcher Natsume, D-Class Tom Cruise, SID Wolf, Chief Woods, Head Marshal Pierson. (Basically everyone) SCP(s) or UA(s) Involved: SCP-914  ________________________________________________________________________________________  Purpose of Test: Cheapen the food budget without loss in quality. Hypothesis: Lays Salt and Vinegar would come out worse than they already were. The eggs would turn into ostrich eggs. Test Procedures: Put Salt and Vinegar Lays chips on Rough, put eggs on Fine. Observations: Tom Cruise was being dragged everywhere, the Lays Salt and Vinegar chips turned into about six to three potatoes and a bottle of salt & vinegar. The eggs turned into a chicken. Analysis: When the chicken was put into a CC with Tom Cruise it reproduced hundreds of baby chickens, Tom Cruise then died to some sort of chicken virus that made him get ripped open by hundreds of baby chickens. The potatoes were normal, we forced Tom Cruise to eat two raw potatoes. I don't know what happened to the bottled Salt and Vinegar. Conclusion: Don't put raw eggs on Fine in 914, chickens will flood the foundation. Putting Lays Salt and Vinegar produces more potatoes for a cheaper price than to actually buy potatoes. Additional Notes: Tom Cruise got PKed, poor Tom Cruise, he was a long lived fudge packer. We might be able to make a bunch of chicken if we put raw eggs in 914 on fine, then put the mother chicken in a large industrial oven, then wait for it to produce, then cook them alive.  ________________________________________________________________________________________ Signed, Ivory Partnaite // RP Mod: Galaxy